Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Ode to Shooting Stars: Arkells - "Agent Zero"


"I used to find a little peace in the layup line..."

Whattya think-- is Gilbert the most overpaid inspiration for a song, ever? On their new album Michigan Left, Ontario's Arkells austerely render "Agent Zero" for posterity. The track limns Arenas' tale from its almost mythic single-parent, barnstorming beginnings to a state of reminiscence too soon arrived, as the stellar realization of dreams fades to a distant apex in the rear view.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Thought the Viper was simply boring us...

...with an unmitigated flow of legalese describing the deepening rift between former Knick Charles Smith and the National Basketball Retired Players Association.

But when Post readers finally arrive at story's end, all is revealed as deadpan prelude to Vecsey's kicker: "There's something to be said, I suppose, for a man who never seems to tire of getting blocked."

King Shames

"What had happened was no mystery. West had revealed the season before that he suffers from sever bipolar disorder. And now he was off his meds.

It wasn't treated by the organization or reported by the media like any other illness or injury. It was as if a large dysfunctional family had agreed that Uncle Delonte and his illness were a horrible, inexplicable embarrassment, and the entire family was better off pretending that he was ... invisible.

Nobody on the Cavs talked about it. Nobody in the press covered it. West never spoke of it—hell, he never spoke at all if the media was present. All season long, West was catatonic before and after games. He sat in silence in the middle of a loud locker room, staring into space, focused on nothing. Teammates, music, food, the pack of media hounds: West sat through all of it with a thousand-yard stare trained upon nothing visible.

Delonte's living image has stayed with me longer than LeBron's. I profiled Shaq during the course of the year, and Shaq talked about West with more admiration and respect than any other member of the team, including James."